Sheldon Cooper – this geek will never bore his audience :)

Posted: February 3, 2012 in AH, Fun

Sheldon Cooper is superb. He is the ultimate geek 🙂

He is every bit adorable despite the irritating ” knock knock penny knock knock ..” and the funny “soft kitty, warm kitty” lullaby he makes penny to sing for him. His never failing sarcasm and the use of catchphrase “bazingaa”  are some of his classic traits.

Sheldon believes in the exemplary value he adds through his comments, suggestions on issues beyond his limited social skills.

Here are some of his hilarious conversations –

 

Penny: I give up. He’s impossible!
Sheldon: I can’t be impossible; I exist! I think what you meant to say is, ‘I give up; he’s improbable’.
BAZINGA!

“What kind of computer do you have? And please don’t say a white one.”

“Engineering is merely the slow younger brother of physics, watch and learn gentlemen. Do either of you know how to open the tool box?”

“No, I’m going to ask him to choose between sex and Halo 3. As far as I know, sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapon systems.”

Explaining the rules to his expanded version of Rock-Paper-Scissors: “Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”

Sheldon Cooper and his whims 🙂

Leonard: We need to widen our circle.
Sheldon: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on MySpace.
Leonard: Yes, and you’ve never met one of them.
Sheldon:  That’s the beauty of it.

Sheldon: Take some.
Penny: Don’t be silly.
Sheldon: I’m never silly.

“I don’t say anything. I merely offer you a facial expression that suggests you have gone insane.”

 

Vanya : “Sheldon, you are clearly the one geek I simply adore and AH, you are the only geek  I simply love”.

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